"No you don’t understand, this happens to me everyday.
"She says the same lines everyday, in the same tone. All because of the way this shop is rigged.
"It is like Groundhog Day. Except with a lot more hilarity and wonder, in the sense that she can swallow a slice of cake in two bites and fit a dozen cookies into her throat whilst wondering idly what else she can have.
"To this day I have not been able to contain my laughter. I’m pretty sure I own this place in order to watch her just fucking-" He’s laughing too hard to continue.